Insults Quotes (9 - 16 out of 26)
The Simpsons writers always come up with some unique insults. Why not quote them correctly this time?
Sideshow Bob: You want the truth! You can't handle the truth! No truth handler you! Bah! I deride your truth handling abilities!
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Smithers: Now pair off as I draw your names. Lenny....and Carl.
Carl: Aw, nuts. Uh...I mean.....aw nuts.
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Mayor Quimby: Now I'd like to introduce the Prophet of Love, Larry White.
Barry White: It's Barry White.
Mayor Quimby: No, the card says Larry White.
Barry White: I think I know my own name.
Mayor Quimby: Yeah, well we'll just see about that.
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Bart: It's valuable, huh?!
Comic Book Guy: Ooh, your powers of deduction are exceptional. I can't allow you to waste them here when there are so many crimes going unsolved at this very moment. Go, go, for the good of the city.
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Krusty: I thought they were due! That game was fixed! The Globetrotters used a ladder for pete's sake! C'mon! He's just holding out the ball, take it!
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Chalmers: Why is it when I heard the word 'school' and the word 'exploded,' I immediately thought of the word 'SKINNER'?
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Kent Brockman: "This just in...go to Hell!"
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Apu: Yes, yes, I know the procedure for armed robbery. I do work in a convenience store, you know.
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