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The Simpsons writers always come up with some unique insults. Why not quote them correctly this time?

Sideshow Bob: No children have ever meddled with the Republican Party and lived to tell about it,
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[At the First Annual Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence awards show]
Lisa: This award is the biggest farce I've ever seen.
Bart: What about the Emmys?
Lisa: I stand corrected.
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Lisa: At this rate, I'm gonna end up at Vassar.
Homer: I've had just about enough of this Vassar bashing!
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Apu: Hello. I am not interested in buying your house, but I would like to use your rest room, flip through your magazines, rearrange your carefully shelved items and handle your food products in an unsanitary manner. Ha! Now you know how it feels! (runs off])
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Duffman (After seeing a picture of Moe): That's a mug you don't want to chug!
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Principal Skinner: Curse the man who discovered helium. Curse Pierre Jules César Janssen.
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Barlow: Sideshow Bob, councilman Les Whinen says that you're not experienced enough to be mayor. Sir, what do you have to say about that?
Sideshow Bob: I'd say that Les Whinen ought to do more thinking and less whining!
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Marge: She's such a butt-hole.
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