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From comments on make believe eskimos to the irrelevance of senior citizens, the Simpsons cover a wide range of issues. When reading about their views on life, remember: it's supposed to be funny. If you actually learn anything, well, that's just an added bonus.

Lisa: Solitude never hurt anyone. Emily Dickinson lived alone, and she wrote some of the most beautiful poetry the world has ever known... then went crazy as a loon.
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Milhouse: I don't know, my Dad's a pretty big wheel down at the cracker factory.
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Lisa: If cartoons were meant for adults, they'd put them on in prime time.
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Jesse Grass (Joshua Jackson): I'm a level 5 vegan, I don't eat anything that casts a shadow.
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Hans: Today, part four of our series of the agonizing pain in which I live every day.
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Moe: You know what I blame this on the breakdown of? Society.
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Kent Brockman: Are cartoons too violent for children? Most people would say, "No, of course not. Don't be ridiculous." But one woman says, "Yes." Marge Simpson.
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Marge: History's like an amusement park. Except instead of rides you have dates to memorize.
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