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From comments on make believe eskimos to the irrelevance of senior citizens, the Simpsons cover a wide range of issues. When reading about their views on life, remember: it's supposed to be funny. If you actually learn anything, well, that's just an added bonus.
Homer: How could you?! Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain Whatshisname? We live in a society of laws! Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn't hear anybody laughing, did you? Except at that guy who made sound effects. Makes sound effects and laughs. Where was I? Oh yeah! Stay out of my booze.
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Homer: A woman is a lot like a refrigerator. 6 feet tall, 300 pounds ... it makes ice.
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Moe: Call this an unfair generalization if you must, but old people are no good at everything.
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Marge: Homer, when are you going to give up this crazy sugar scheme?
Homer: Never, Marge. Never. I can't live the button-down life like you. I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles. Sure, I might offend a few of the bluenoses with my cocky stride and musky odors -- oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called "City Fathers" who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about "What's to be done with this Homer Simpson?"
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Homer: Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!
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Homer: You don't like your job, you don't strike. You go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.
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Chief Wiggum: I hope this has taught you kids a lesson: kids never learn.
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Homer: Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
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