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From comments on make believe eskimos to the irrelevance of senior citizens, the Simpsons cover a wide range of issues. When reading about their views on life, remember: it's supposed to be funny. If you actually learn anything, well, that's just an added bonus.
Homer: It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.
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Mr. Burns: What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man?
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Milhouse: Everything's coming up Milhouse!
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Ralph: The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger outta there.
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Homer: Bart, I'm not asking you to give blood for free. That would be crazy. You may not realize it now, but when you save a rich guy's life, he showers you with riches. Don't you know the story of Hercules and the Lion?
Bart: Is it a Bible story?
Homer: Yeah, probably. Anyway, once upon a time, there was a big, mean lion who got a thorn in his paw. All the villagers tried to pull it out, but nobody was strong enough, so they got Hercules and he used his mighty strength, and bingo. Anyway, the moral is, is that the lion was so happy, that he gave Hercules this big... thing... of riches.
Bart: How did a lion get riches?
Homer: It was the olden days.
Bart: Oh.
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Homer: You know, my kids think you're the greatest. And thanks to your gloomy music, they've finally stopped dreaming of a future I can't possibly provide.
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Bart: Remember, you can always find East by staring directly at the sun.
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Homer: Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose; it's how drunk you get.
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