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From comments on make believe eskimos to the irrelevance of senior citizens, the Simpsons cover a wide range of issues. When reading about their views on life, remember: it's supposed to be funny. If you actually learn anything, well, that's just an added bonus.
Homer: Oh, everything looks bad if you remember it.
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Burns: Smithers, I've been thinking. Is it wrong to cheat to win a million-dollar bet?
Smithers: Yes, sir.
Burns: Let me rephrase that. Is it wrong if I cheat to win a million-dollar bet?
Smithers: No, sir. Who would you like killed?
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Marge: Homer, a man who called himself "you-know-who" just invited you to a secret "wink-wink" at the "you-know-what". You are certainly are popular now that you've become a Stonecutter.
Homer: Oh, yeah. Beer busts, beer blasts, keggers, stein hoists, AA meetings, beer night. It's wonderful, Marge. I've never felt so accepted in all my life. These people looked deep within my soul and assigned me a number based on the order in which I joined.
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Homer: Marge, there's an empty spot I've always had inside me. I tried to fill it with family, religion, community service, but those were dead ends! I think this chair is the answer.
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Homer: I feel that if a gun is good enough to protect something as important as a bar, then its good enough to protect my family.
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Sea Captain: Yar, I'm not attractive.
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Lenny: There's nothing like revenge for getting back at people.
Carl: Vengeance isn't too bad either.
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Ralph: And, when the doctor said I didn't have worms any more, that was the happiest day of my life.
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