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From comments on make believe eskimos to the irrelevance of senior citizens, the Simpsons cover a wide range of issues. When reading about their views on life, remember: it's supposed to be funny. If you actually learn anything, well, that's just an added bonus.
Homer: When will you people learn? In America we stopped using corporal punishment and things have never been better. The streets are safe, old people strut confidently trough the darkest alleys and the weak and nerdy are admired for their computer programming abilities. So, like us, let your children run wild and free, for as the Bible tells us, "Let your children run wild and free."
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Homer: If he's so smart, how come he's dead?
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Ned Flanders: Bless the grocer for this wonderful meat, the middleman who jacked up the price, and let's not forget the humane but determined boys at the slaughterhouse.
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Homer: The problem in the world today is communication. Too much communication.
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Homer: Look, all I'm saying is, if these big stars didn't want people going through their garbage and saying they're gay, then they shouldn't have tried to express themselves creatively.
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Krusty: Thirty-five years in show business and already nobody remembers me. Just like what's his name, and whos-its, and you know, that guy, who always wore a shirt.
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Kent Brockman: Just miles from your doorstep, hundreds of men are given weapons and trained to kill. The government calls it the Army, but a more alarmist name would be... The Killbot Factory.
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Homer: Then we figured out we could just park them in front of the TV. That's how I was raised and I turned out TV.
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