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From comments on make believe eskimos to the irrelevance of senior citizens, the Simpsons cover a wide range of issues. When reading about their views on life, remember: it's supposed to be funny. If you actually learn anything, well, that's just an added bonus.
Kent Brockman: Just miles from your doorstep, hundreds of men are given weapons and trained to kill. The government calls it the Army, but a more alarmist name would be... The Killbot Factory.
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Homer: Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?
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Chief Wiggum: Oh, man, what a day. It's no cakewalk being a single parent, juggling a career and family like so many juggling balls ... two, I suppose.
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Comic Book Guy: Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix.
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Homer: Oh sure. Even communism works. In theory.
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Sideshow Bob: By the way, I'm aware of the irony of appearing on TV in order to decry it, so don't bother pointing that out.
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Homer: Kids, kids. I'm not going to die. That only happens to bad people.
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Marge: You know, the courts may not be working any more, but as long as everyone is videotaping everyone else, justice will be done.
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