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From comments on make believe eskimos to the irrelevance of senior citizens, the Simpsons cover a wide range of issues. When reading about their views on life, remember: it's supposed to be funny. If you actually learn anything, well, that's just an added bonus.
Manager: Do you like children?
Homer: What do you mean, all the time? Even when they're nuts?
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Homer: You mean you gave away both your dogs? You know how I feel about giving.
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Kent Brockman: I've said it before, and I'll say it again: democracy just doesn't work.
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Lisa: Mom, romance is dead. It was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.
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Homer: They turned the Navy into a floating joke. They ruined all our best names like Bruce and Lance and Julian. Those were the toughest names we had! Now they're just...
John: Queer?
Homer: Yeah, and that's another thing! I resent you people using that
word. That's our word for making fun of you! We need it!
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Marge: You should listen to your heart, and not the voices in your head.
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Homer: We can outsmart those dolphins. Don't forget -- we invented computers, leg warmers, bendy straws, peel-and-eat shrimp, the glory hole, AND the pudding cup.
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Principal Skinner: That's why I love elementary school, Edna. The children believe anything you tell them.
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