Relationships Quotes (9 - 14 out of 14)
Dysfunctional relationships to womanzing, it's all in The Simpsons.
Comic Book Guy: The Internet King? I wonder if he could provide faster nudity... .
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Frink: Brace yourselves gentlemen. According to the gas chromatograph, the secret ingredient is... Love!? Who's been screwing with this thing?
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Frink: Well, sure, the Frinkiac-7 looks impressive, don't touch it, but I predict that within 100 years, computers will be twice as powerful, 10,000 times larger, and so expensive that only the five richest kings of Europe will own them.
Apu: Could it be used for dating?
Frink: Well, theoretically, yes. But the computer matches would be so perfect as to eliminate the thrill of romantic conquest. Mw-hurgn-whey.
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Woman: Well, you certainly broke up that meeting.
Mcbain: Right now I'm thinking about holding another meeting…In bed.
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Selma: But ... don't you love me?
Troy McClure: Sure I do! Like I love Fresca. Isn't that enough? The only difference between our marriage and any one else's is: we know ours is a sham.
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Rainier: Maria, my mighty heart is breaking. I'll be in the Humvee.
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