Relationships Quotes (1 - 8 out of 14)

Dysfunctional relationships to womanzing, it's all in The Simpsons.

Wife: Now Cletus, why did ya haf to park next to my parents?
Cletus: Now, Now, Hun, they're my parents too...
Quote Rating: 8.8 outta 10 - Vote Now!

Rainier: My new movie is me, standing in front of a brick wall for 90 minutes. It cost 80 million dollars to make.
Jay Sherman: how do you sleep at night?
Rainier: on top of a pile of money, with many beautiful women.
Quote Rating: 8.6 outta 10 - Vote Now!

Titanya: But Duffman, you said if I slept with you I wouldn't have to touch the drunk! 
Duffman: Duffman... says a lot of things! Oh, yeah!
Quote Rating: 8.5 outta 10 - Vote Now!

Bart: What's Santa's Little Helper doing to that dog? Looks like he's trying to jump over, but he can't quite make it.
Quote Rating: 8.4 outta 10 - Vote Now!

Homer: Hey boy! Wanna play catch?
Bart: No thanks dad.
Homer: When a son doesn't want to play catch with his father something is definitely wrong.
Grandpa Simpson: I'll play catch with you!
Homer: Go home.
Quote Rating: 8.4 outta 10 - Vote Now!

Renee (Moe’s girlfriend): Really, you think I’m gorgeous?
Moe: Yeah, well the parts that are showing. I guess you could have a lot of weird scars or a fake ass or something.
Renee: You don’t talk to a lot of women do you?
Quote Rating: 8.3 outta 10 - Vote Now!

Apu: Will this bewitching floozy, seduce this humble newsie? Oh, what's a paperboy to...doooo?
Quote Rating: 8.3 outta 10 - Vote Now!

Ned Flanders: I've done everything the Bible says - even the stuff that contradicts the other stuff!
Quote Rating: 8.1 outta 10 - Vote Now!

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