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The Simpsons may not be the most dedicated church going family in the world, but religion certainly does play a role in their lives. From avoiding Sunday sermons to praying in their own style, the family has used its spiritual beliefs, or lackthereof, in a variety of humorous situations.
Apu: By the 7 arms of Visnu, I swear it. I am not a Hindu.
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Homer: I've always wondered if there was a god. And now I know there is -- and it's me.
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Homer: Jesus, Allah, Buddah. I love you all!
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Carl: This candy is subpar. Any religion that embraces carob is not for Carl Carlson.
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Barney: Jesus must be spinning in his grave!
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Bart: I can't stand to see you so upset, Lis, unless it's from a rubber spider down your dress - Hmm, that gives me an idea note for later: put rubber spider down Lisa's dress.
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Homer: See you in hell, dinner plate!
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Homer: God bless those pagans.
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