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The Simpsons may not be the most dedicated church going family in the world, but religion certainly does play a role in their lives. From avoiding Sunday sermons to praying in their own style, the family has used its spiritual beliefs, or lackthereof, in a variety of humorous situations.
Bart: Mom, can we go Catholic so we can get communion wafers and booze?
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Marge: Bart, stop pestering Satan!
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Cletus: Stranger! You're tresspassin' on my dirt farm!
Man: Ah, do you happen to need a mesiah?
Cletus: No, but I'll take them sacks of money from ya.
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Lisa: I'm no theologian. I don't know who or what God is. All I know is he's more powerful than Mom and Dad put together.
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Duffman: Are you there God? It's me... Duffman!
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Duffman: New feelings brewing inside Duffman... What... WOULD JESUS DO?!
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Milhouse: Why do you have a social worker? I am the one with stigmata.
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Apu: Shiva H. Vishnu!
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