Stupidity Quotes (81 - 88 out of 110)


Milhouse: I'm not a nerd, Bart. Nerds are smart.
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Ralph: Can you open my milk, Mommy?
Ms. Hoover: I'm not mommy, Ralph. I'm Ms. Hoover
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Ralph: Even my boogers are spicy!
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Homer: It's not just a store - it's a Megastore! 'Mega' means 'good,' 'store' means 'thing.
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Stage hand: Come on people, someone ordered the London Symphony Orchestra. Possibly while high... Cypress Hill, I'm looking in your direction.
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Apu: Mr.Simpson--A Twizzler is not a sprinkle...A Mounds is not a sprinkle...A Jolly Rancher is NOT a sprinkle!!!!
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Ralph: Lisa's dancing makes my feet sad.
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Ralph:"This snowflake tastes like fish sticks."
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Stupidity Quotes (81 - 88 out of 110)

Stupid = funny