Stupidity Quotes (89 - 96 out of 110)


Parker: Troy! Mac Parker. Ever hear of Planet of the Apes?
Troy McClure: Uh ... the movie or the planet?
Parker: The brand-new multimillion dollar musical. And you are starring ... as the human.
Troy McClure: It's the part I was born to play, baby!
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Ralph: I glued my head to my shoulder, now i have two owies
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Marge: Homer! There's someone here who can help you...
Homer: Is it Batman?
Marge: No, he's a scientist.
Homer: Batman's a scientist?!
Marge: It's not Batman!
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Homer: Whats this again? Apu: A napkin, sir.
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Frink: Oh Dear, I've been RE-DORKULATED!
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Milhouse: Not only am I not learning, I'm forgetting stuff I used to know.
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Ralph Wiggum: Daddy, these rubber panties are hot!
Chief Wiggum: You've gotta wear them 'til you learn, son!
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McBain: Laughing time is ovah.
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Stupidity Quotes (89 - 96 out of 110)

Stupid = funny