Stupidity Quotes (97 - 104 out of 110)


Rainier: Someone please, give me a job. I lowered my quote to $8 million. I do nude scene, I play nerd. Don't make me punch your throat!
Quote Rating: 7.4 outta 10 - Vote Now!

Wiggum: I'd like to help you ma'am, but, heh heh, I'm afraid there's no law against mailing threatening letters.
Quote Rating: 7.3 outta 10 - Vote Now!

Homer: I'll never wiggle my bare butt it public again
Lisa: I'd like to beleive that this time, I really would.
Quote Rating: 7.2 outta 10 - Vote Now!

Apu: Homer, you are asleep at your post! Now go change the expiration dates on the dairy products!
Quote Rating: 7.1 outta 10 - Vote Now!

Marge (drinking a Long Island Iced Tea): I'd like to visit that Long Island Place, if only it were real.
Quote Rating: 7.0 outta 10 - Vote Now!

Marge: You like Shake n' Bake. You used to put it in your coffee.
Quote Rating: 6.9 outta 10 - Vote Now!

Cletus: Someone done stoled my wheels.
Quote Rating: 6.9 outta 10 - Vote Now!

Apu: This passport is a cheap forgery! A cheap $2,000 forgery!
Quote Rating: 6.8 outta 10 - Vote Now!

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Stupidity Quotes (97 - 104 out of 110)

Stupid = funny