Stupidity Quotes (33 - 40 out of 110)


Ralph: Oh boy! Sleep! That's when I'm a Viking!
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Homer: I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean S-M-A-R-T...
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Bart: Geez Homer, you sure do suck tonight.
Homer: Yeah, suck like a fox!
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Lenny: Wow! Homer must have got one of those robot cars!
(Car crashes in background)
Carl: Yeah, one of those AMERICAN robot cars.
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Chief Wiggum: Sideshow Bob has no decency.  He called me Chief Piggum. (laughs) Oh wait, I get it, he's all right.
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Homer: Well, what do you think, Marge? All I need is a title. I was thinking along the lines of... No TV and no beer make Homer something something.
Marge: Go crazy?
Homer: Don't mind if I do!
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Homer: Oh, so they have internet on computers now!
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Judge: Mr. Hutz, are you aware you're not wearing any pants?
Lionel Hutz: Uh, your Honor, can I call for one of those bad trial thingys?
Judge: You mean a mistrial?
Lionel Hutz: Yeah ... that's why you're the judge, and I am the law ... talkin' ... guy.
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Stupidity Quotes (33 - 40 out of 110)

Stupid = funny