Stupidity Quotes (57 - 64 out of 110)


(Bart hits Ralph in the head)
Ralph- (Money falls out of his nose) There's my milk money, (Milk falls out of his nose) and there's my milk.
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Homer: I've gone back in time to when dinosaurs weren't just confined to zoos.
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Leonard Nimoy: I think this vessel could do at least warp 5.
Quimby: Yes, and may the force be with you.
Leonard Nimoy: Do you even know who I am?
Quimby: Of course I do. Werent you one of the little rascals.
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Homer: Fame was like a drug.  But what was even more like a drug were the drugs.
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Bart: Milhouse, what happened?! You were supposed to be watching the factory!
Milhouse: I was watchin'. First it started to fall over, then it fell over.
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Homer: Uh-huh, uh-huh. Okay. Um Can you repeat the part of the stuff where you said all about uuhhh, things. Uhh... the things.
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Homer: Bad bees. Get away from my sugar. Ow. OW. Oh, they're defending themselves somehow.
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Chief Wiggum: How do you like that, it's also illegal to put squirrels down your pants for the purpose of gambling.
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Stupidity Quotes (57 - 64 out of 110)

Stupid = funny