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Homer: I have a great way to solve our money woes. You rent your
womb to a rich childless couple. If you agree, signify by getting indignant.
Marge: Are you crazy? I'm not going to be a surrogate mother.
Homer: C'mon, Marge, we're a team. It's uter-US, not uter-YOU.
Marge: Forget it!
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Apu: Silly customer, you cannot hurt a Twinkie!
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Cletus (at the carwash): All right youngens, bath time. Cover up your eyes and drop your britches! Who wants wax?
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Homer: I want the answers now or eventually!
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Rainer(looking at shoes): On closer inspection, these are loafers.
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Homer: Now this next song goes out to a very specail lady .. she's over 2, 000 feet tall and weighs over a 1,000 tons.
Man: Oh my god, this monsterous woman will devour us all! (dives away into the ocean)
Homer: I was talking about the statue ...
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Skinner: For Privacy's sake, lets call her Lisa S...Wait thats to ovious. How about L Simpson
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(Speaking over emergency radio)
Marge: Chief Wiggum? my husbands gone crazy and is trying to murder my family; OVER
Chief Wiggum: oh, well thank good thats over, i starting to worry there....
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