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Homer: Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!
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Duffman: Duffman can't breathe! OH NO!
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Homer: Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get.
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Ralph: When I grow up I'm going to Bovine University.
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Kent Brockman: We win again. But the real winners here are Marge's Hors D'Oeuvres.
Homer: How do you come up with such witty remarks?
[focuses in on ear plug/mic]
Guy in the van: I guess you could say its my racket.
Kent Brockman: I guess you could say I'm Iraqi.
Homer: Get off my property.
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Duffman: Duffman thrusting in the direction of the problem!
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Homer: Lisa, you're a Buddhist, so you believe in reincarnation. Eventually, Snowball will be reborn as a higher lifeform... like a snowman.
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Chief Wiggum: I hope this has taught you kids a lesson: kids never learn.
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