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Mcbain: That outfit makes you look like a homosexual.
Audience: Booooo!!!
Mcbain: Maybe you all are homosexuals, too.
Quote Rating: 8.6 outta 10 - Vote Now!

Homer: I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean S-M-A-R-T...
Quote Rating: 8.6 outta 10 - Vote Now!

Bart: Geez Homer, you sure do suck tonight.
Homer: Yeah, suck like a fox!
Quote Rating: 8.6 outta 10 - Vote Now!

Duffman: Hey Duff lovers! Does anyone in this bar loooove Duff?
Carl: Hey, it's Duffman!
Lenny: Newsweek said you died of liver failure.
Duffman: Duffman can never die, only the actors who play him. Ooh yeah!
Quote Rating: 8.6 outta 10 - Vote Now!

Lenny: Wow! Homer must have got one of those robot cars!
(Car crashes in background)
Carl: Yeah, one of those AMERICAN robot cars.
Quote Rating: 8.6 outta 10 - Vote Now!

Marge: Homer, you don't have to pray outloud.
Homer: But he's way the hell up there!
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Ralph: When i grow up, I want to be a principal or a caterpillar.
Quote Rating: 8.6 outta 10 - Vote Now!

Chief Wiggum: Sideshow Bob has no decency.  He called me Chief Piggum. (laughs) Oh wait, I get it, he's all right.
Quote Rating: 8.5 outta 10 - Vote Now!

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