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Grandpa: Well, whenever I'm confused, I just check my underwear. It holds the answer to all the important questions.
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Homer: Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.
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Chief Wiggum: Do it for this adorable little puppy. Look at the puppy, Marge.
Marge: That's your hat.
Lou: She's good, chief.
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Homer: Hey, we didn't have a message on our answering machine when we left. How very odd.
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Homer: Marge, I'm going to miss you so much. And it's not just the sex. It's also the food preparation.
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Lisa: Look at the "wonders" of the computer age now.
Homer: Wonders Lisa? Or blunders?
Lisa: I think that was implied by what I said.
Homer: Implied... Or implode?
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Duff book of records: Springfield is now the fattest city in the U.S.
Homer: Woo Hoo. In your face Milwaukee.
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Frink: Oh my great good God! Gentlemen, your attention please. I am detecting a gigiantic amphibious life-form, it's 80 meters long and it's heading this way. Oh good glayven it's on my shoe. It's a small frog, just get off, just get off there, just get out of it, get out of it. Stupid machine, oh wait a minute, this isn't the Monsterometer, it's the Frog-Exaggerator Mm-hai.
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