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Ha ha wha. Oh, sorry I'm late. There was trouble at the lab with the running and the exploding and the crying when the monkeys stole the glasses off my head. Wh-ha ha.
(The screen fades.)
Frink: Oh, no, please no. I have a funny story if you listen. I even wrote theme music, here listen. Ha ha, mm-m hey hey, Professor Frink, Professor Frink, He'll make you laugh, he'll make you think, He likes to run, and then the thing, with the... mm-m person... Oh boy, that monkey is going to pay.
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8.3 outta 10
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Mayor Quimby: I stand by my racial slur.
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8.2 outta 10
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Cletus: Hey slow down I wants to talk to ya! Give us 300 pretzels!
Marge (talking to Homer): Your see, a little persistence and patience, paid off.
That'll be 300 dollars!
Cletus: I dont think so, you see I got 300 coupons.
Marge: hmmm, I should of set limit one per customer.
Cletus: Shoulda but didn't. Ok, now hand them over!
HEY KIDS! WE EATIN DINNER TONIGHT! CMON!
Tiffany, Heather, Cody, Dillan, Dermit, Jordan, Tailor, Brittney, Wesley, Rumor, Skyle, Cassidy, Zoe, Cloe, Max, Hunter, Kendel, Katelyn, Noah, Sasha, Morgan, Kira, Ean, Lauren, Kubert, Phil!
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8.2 outta 10
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Homer: When will I learn? The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!
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8.2 outta 10
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Man: I'm telling you the light would work better if it pointed out to sea.
Sea Captianr: Arr, shut up. I know what I'm doin'.
(a boat crashes in the distance)
Sea Captian: Arr, I hate the sea and everything in it.
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8.2 outta 10
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(Bart hits Ralph in the head)
Ralph- (Money falls out of his nose) There's my milk money, (Milk falls out of his nose) and there's my milk.
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8.2 outta 10
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Homer: I've gone back in time to when dinosaurs weren't just confined to zoos.
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Bart: Have you seen this man? (blows up balloon that shows krusty's face)
Sea Captain: Yar, that be handsome pete, he dances on the pier for nickels!
Bart: No, this man. (blows up balloon more)
(Lisa and Bart leave and toss some money to handsome pete)
Sea Captain: Arrr... you gave him a quarter, he'll be dancin all day.
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8.2 outta 10
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