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Bart: Remember, you can always find East by staring directly at the sun.
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Homer: "You know, the one with all the well meaning rules that don't work out in real life, uh, Christianity"
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Homer: Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose; it's how drunk you get.
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Mr. Burns: Smithers I'm thinking about donating some money to the orphanage..when pigs fly!
(Homer's bbq pig flies past the window)
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Leonard Nimoy: I think this vessel could do at least warp 5.
Quimby: Yes, and may the force be with you.
Leonard Nimoy: Do you even know who I am?
Quimby: Of course I do. Werent you one of the little rascals.
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Ralph: Principal Skinner, I got car sick in your office.
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Grandpa: Are we there yet?
Homer: No
Grandpa: Are we there yet?
Homer: No
Grandpa: Are we there yet?
Homer: No
Grandpa: ........Where are we going?
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Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
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