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Mr. Burns: Smithers I'm thinking about donating some money to the orphanage..when pigs fly!
(Homer's bbq pig flies past the window)
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Homer: Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose; it's how drunk you get.
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Bart: Hey guys, just so you don't hear any wild rumors, I'm being indicted for fraud in Australia.
Homer: Pfft. That's no reason to block the TV.
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Grandpa: Big deal! When I was a pup, we got spanked by presidents 'til the cows came home! Grover Cleveland spanked me on two non-consecutive occasions!
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Hans Moleman: Lesbian?! This isn't my army reunion.
Gay man in army clothes: You're coming home with me.
Hans Moleman: Yes, Colonel.
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Mr. Burns: What good is money if it can't inspire terror in your fellow man?
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Bart: Remember, you can always find East by staring directly at the sun.
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Ralph: Principal Skinner, I got car sick in your office.
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