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Chief Wiggum: Don't worry, that car thief can't hold his breath forever!
Cop: And if he can, Chief?
Chief Wiggum: Then God help us all!
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Cop: Are you crazy or just senile?
Grandpa Simpson: A little from column A, a little from column B
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Homer: The lesson is: Our God is vengeful! O spiteful one, show me who to smite and they shall be smoten.
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Homer: I feel that if a gun is good enough to protect something as important as a bar, then its good enough to protect my family.
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Homer: Oh no! What have I done? I smashed open my little boy's piggy bank, and for what? A few measly cents, not even enough to buy one beer. Wait a minute, lemme count and make sure... not even close
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Ned Flanders: They've broken every commandment except one.
Carl: Hey Lenny, covet some chili fries?
Lenny: You bet.
Ned Flanders: That's it. The whole shebang.
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B.T.Barlow: Mr. Mayor, I have a question for you.....what if YOU came home one night to find your family tid up and gagged, with SOCKS in their mouths.They're screaming.Your trying to get in but there's too much BLOOD on the knob!!!!!
Quimby: What is your question about?
B.T.Barlow: It's about the budget sir.
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Rainer(looking at shoes): On closer inspection, these are loafers.
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