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(Speaking over emergency radio)
Marge: Chief Wiggum? my husbands gone crazy and is trying to murder my family; OVER
Chief Wiggum: oh, well thank good thats over, i starting to worry there....
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Titania: You said if I slept with you, I wouldn't have to touch the drunk!
Duffman: Duff Man says a lot of things! Oooh yeah!!!
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Bart: It's valuable, huh?!
Comic Book Guy: Ooh, your powers of deduction are exceptional. I can't allow you to waste them here when there are so many crimes going unsolved at this very moment. Go, go, for the good of the city.
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Ralph: And, when the doctor said I didn't have worms any more, that was the happiest day of my life.
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Ralph:"Slow down Bart! My legs don't know how to be as long as yours."
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Sideshow Bob: Well, if it isn't my arch-nemesis Bart Simpson. And his sister Lisa to whom I'm fairly indifferent.
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Bart: Go orange!
Nelson: Go grapefruit!
Ralph: Go Banana!
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Chief Wiggum: They only come out in the night. Or in this case, the day.
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