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Frink: Brace yourselves gentlemen. According to the gas chromatograph, the secret ingredient is... Love!? Who's been screwing with this thing?
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(Apu comes back to his store after closing it down for 5 minutes – Hans is waiting) Hans Moleman: You cost me 5 minutes of my life and I want them back!
Apu: I am sorry, sir.
Hans Moleman: Never mind, I would have just wasted them anyway.
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Homer: here's a quarter. You go call for help, and I'll protect the sugar.
Hans: If only this sugar were as sweet as you, sir.
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Troy McClure: My good looks paid for that pool, and my talent filled it with water. Hi, I'm Troy McClure, your future uncle.
Lisa: Hi. I remember you from such filmstrips as Locker Room Towel Fight: the Blinding of Larry Driscoll.
Troy McClure: You know, I was one of the first to speak out against horseplay.
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Lenny: Late night swimming and alcohol: it's a winning combination!
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Homer: If he's so smart, how come he's dead?
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Apu: Thank you for coming. I'll see you in Hell.
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Milhouse: I'm not a nerd, Bart. Nerds are smart.
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