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Ned Flanders: Bless the grocer for this wonderful meat, the middleman who jacked up the price, and let's not forget the humane but determined boys at the slaughterhouse.
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Homer: The problem in the world today is communication. Too much communication.
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Bart: Christmas is a time when people of all religions come together to worship Jesus Christ.
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Chief Wiggum: She didn't reckon with the awesome power of the Chief of Police! Now where did I put my badge?...Hey, that duck's got it!
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7.8 outta 10
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Ralph: Uh... so... do you like... stuff?
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Chief Wiggum: All right, you scrawny beanpoles: becoming a cop is not something that happens overnight. It takes one solid weekend of training to get that badge.
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Apu: By the 7 arms of Visnu, I swear it. I am not a Hindu.
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Bart to Milhouse: How can someone with glasses so thick be so stupid?
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