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Homer: I've always wondered if there was a god. And now I know there is -- and it's me.
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7.7 outta 10
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Duffman: That brown patch needs a little H2OooooYEH!
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7.7 outta 10
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Selma: But ... don't you love me?
Troy McClure: Sure I do! Like I love Fresca. Isn't that enough? The only difference between our marriage and any one else's is: we know ours is a sham.
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7.7 outta 10
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Smithers: I'm allergic to bee stings. They cause me to, uh, die.
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7.6 outta 10
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Apu: Yes, yes, I know the procedure for armed robbery. I do work in a convenience store, you know.
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7.6 outta 10
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Kent Brockman: The results are in: for Sideshow Bob, one hundred percent; and for Joe Quimby, one percent. And we remind you there is a one percent margin of error.
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7.6 outta 10
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Homer: Note to self: Stop. Doing. Anything.
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7.6 outta 10
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Chief Wiggum: Oh, man, what a day. It's no cakewalk being a single parent, juggling a career and family like so many juggling balls ... two, I suppose.
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7.6 outta 10
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