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Comic Book Guy: Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix.
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Moe: Uh, how do I say this without being offensive? Marge there ain't enough booze in this place to make you look good
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Duffman: Duffman wants to party down with the man who sent in 10,000 Duff labels to bring me here today. I've got a bottomless mug of new Duff Extra Cold for, Barney Gumbel!
All: Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug! Chug!
Barney: I can't, I'm the designated driver!
(Everything stops)
Duffman: Yeah that's swell, Duff wholeheartedly supports the designated driver program. Now! Who wants to Party!
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Principal Skinner: Order, order. Do you kids wanna be like the real UN or do you just wanna squabble and waste time?
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Homer: I'm going to the back seat of my car, with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes!
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Apu: Mr.Simpson--A Twizzler is not a sprinkle...A Mounds is not a sprinkle...A Jolly Rancher is NOT a sprinkle!!!!
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Comic Book Guy: That is a rare photo of Sean Connery signed by Roger Moore.
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Sideshow Bob: By the way, I'm aware of the irony of appearing on TV in order to decry it, so don't bother pointing that out.
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