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Homer: Oh sure. Even communism works. In theory.
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Barney: Aaah! Natural light! Get it off me! Get it off me!
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Homer: Kids, kids. I'm not going to die. That only happens to bad people.
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Stage hand: Come on people, someone ordered the London Symphony Orchestra. Possibly while high... Cypress Hill, I'm looking in your direction.
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Bart: Well if your souls real where is it?
Milhouse: It's kinda in here... and when you sneeze, that's your soul trying to escape. Saying god bless you crams it back in. And when you die, it squirms out and flies away!
Bart: What if you die in a submarine at the bottom of the ocean.
Milhouse: Oh, it can swim, it's even got wheels, incase you die in the desert and have to drive to the cemetary.
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Marge: You know, the courts may not be working any more, but as long as everyone is videotaping everyone else, justice will be done.
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Apu: I won't lie to you. On this job, you will be shot at.
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[At the First Annual Montgomery Burns Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence awards show]
Lisa: This award is the biggest farce I've ever seen.
Bart: What about the Emmys?
Lisa: I stand corrected.
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