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Sideshow Bob: No children have ever meddled with the Republican Party and lived to tell about it,
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Mr. Burns: What are you doing man, that's Carl!
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Moe: People today are healthier and drinking less. You know, if it wasn't for the junior high school next door, no one would even use the cigarette machine.
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Manager: Do you like children?
Homer: What do you mean, all the time? Even when they're nuts?
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Corgan: Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins.
Homer: Homer Simpson, smiling politely.
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Apu: Tonight I’m going to party like it’s on sale for $19.99!
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Smithers: [To frozen Burns] Oh, Mr. Burns, we'll thaw you out the second they discover the cure for seventeen stab wounds in the back. How're we doing, boys?
Frink: Well, we're up to fifteen!
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Carl: Lenny - sending some outgoing mail?
Lenny: You know it!
Carl: Yeah, I think I'll send some tomorrow.
Lenny: I hear that!
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