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Ralph: I glued my head to my shoulder, now i have two owies
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Lisa: At this rate, I'm gonna end up at Vassar.
Homer: I've had just about enough of this Vassar bashing!
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Apu: Hey, hey, this is not a lending library. If you're not going to buy that thing put it down or I'll blow your heads off
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Apu: Hello. I am not interested in buying your house, but I would like to use your rest room, flip through your magazines, rearrange your carefully shelved items and handle your food products in an unsanitary manner. Ha! Now you know how it feels! (runs off])
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Ralph: Lisa's dancing makes my feet sad.
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Homer: You mean you gave away both your dogs? You know how I feel about giving.
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Ralph:"This snowflake tastes like fish sticks."
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Barney: I don't know where you pixies came from, but I like your pixie drink
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