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Homer: Jesus, Allah, Buddah. I love you all!
Quote Rating: 7.4 outta 10 - Vote Now!

Frink: These unfortunate people here will be instantly killed. This circle, which I am sad to say we are in, will experience a slower, considerably more painful death.
Quote Rating: 7.4 outta 10 - Vote Now!

Mr. Burns: No one will want to kiss me after this, eh, Smithers?
Smithers: Well, it's their loss, sir.
Quote Rating: 7.4 outta 10 - Vote Now!

Homer: They turned the Navy into a floating joke. They ruined all our best names like Bruce and Lance and Julian. Those were the toughest names we had! Now they're just...
John: Queer?
Homer: Yeah, and that's another thing! I resent you people using that
word. That's our word for making fun of you! We need it!
Quote Rating: 7.3 outta 10 - Vote Now!

Milhouse: Look out Itchy! He's Irish!
Quote Rating: 7.3 outta 10 - Vote Now!

Gay men: We're here. We're queer. Get used to it.
Lisa: We are used to it. You do this every year.
Gay man: Aww, you take all the fun out of it.
Quote Rating: 7.3 outta 10 - Vote Now!

Barney: Ah that's just drunk talk, sweet beautiful drunk talk.
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Kent Brockman: Top o' the mornin' to ye on this gray, drizzly afternoon. Kent O' Brockman live on Main Street, where today, eveyone is a little bit Irish! Eh-heh, everyone except, of course, for the gays and Italians.
Quote Rating: 7.3 outta 10 - Vote Now!

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