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Hans: A poem, by Hans Moleman. I think that I shall never see, my cataracts are blinding me.
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Marge: You should listen to your heart, and not the voices in your head.
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Frink: I will now teleport Sir Isaac Newton into the modern day...
[Starts his teleportation device.]
Machine: Warning. Power failure. [The power goes off]
Frink: Sweet glayven! [Isaac Newton's lower half steps out of the machine] Oh my, hey..! [Isaac Newton's legs runs over and starts kicking Frink] Ow, ow, oh, Sir Isaac's legs are hurting!
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Principal Skinner: Children, I couldn't help monitoring you conversation. There's no mystery about Willie. Why, he simply disappeared. Now, let's have no more curiosity about this bizarre cover-up.
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Wiggum: I'd like to help you ma'am, but, heh heh, I'm afraid there's no law against mailing threatening letters.
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Marge: Homer, I thought our marriage could survive anything, but last night, you not only crossed the line, you threw up on it.
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Barney: Hey, can I throw up in your bathroom? I'll buy something.
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Homer: See you in hell, dinner plate!
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