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Bart: Hey Duffman
Duffman: Please I'm not "Duffman!" anymore, I'm just plain old Barry Duffman, oh yeah.
Quote Rating: 7.3 outta 10 - Vote Now!

Homer: We can outsmart those dolphins. Don't forget -- we invented computers, leg warmers, bendy straws, peel-and-eat shrimp, the glory hole, AND the pudding cup.
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Principal Skinner: That's why I love elementary school, Edna. The children believe anything you tell them.
Quote Rating: 7.3 outta 10 - Vote Now!

Milhouse: Remember Alf? Hes back! In pog form!
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Kent Brockman: I'm Kent Brockman, on the eleven o'clock news tonight...a certain type of soft drink has been found to be lethal, we won't tell you which one until after sports and the weather with Sonny Storm.
Quote Rating: 7.3 outta 10 - Vote Now!

Milhouse: What kind of sprinkler do you perfer Bart, the kind that goes like this (while waving arms over head) whoosh, whoosh. Or the kind that goes like this (while turning head) pabapabapabapa-pssssh. Oh, and there's this kind (while waving arms and turning head) psssh-psssh-psssh.
Quote Rating: 7.2 outta 10 - Vote Now!

Duffman (After seeing a picture of Moe): That's a mug you don't want to chug!
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Hans: Drinking has ruined my life.  I'm 31 years old!
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