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Sideshow Bob: Your guilty consciences may make you vote Democratic, but secretly you all yearn for a Republican president to lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king!
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7.2 outta 10
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Homer: Did you hear that, Marge? She called me a baboon. The stupidest, smelliest ape of them all.
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7.2 outta 10
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Lisa: Solitude never hurt anyone. Emily Dickinson lived alone, and she wrote some of the most beautiful poetry the world has ever known... then went crazy as a loon.
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7.1 outta 10
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Homer: God bless those pagans.
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7.1 outta 10
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Apu: Ooh, they used nylon rope this time. It feels so smooth against my skin. Almost sensuous.
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7.1 outta 10
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Bart: Mom, can we go Catholic so we can get communion wafers and booze?
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Marge: Bart, stop pestering Satan!
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7.1 outta 10
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Apu: Homer, you are asleep at your post! Now go change the expiration dates on the dairy products!
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