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Milhouse: I don't know, my Dad's a pretty big wheel down at the cracker factory.
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Sea Captain: Yar, Im running a school for lobsters, we practice tough love, daily chores etc.
Marge: We're not sending the lobster to a snooty boarding school!
Sea Captain: I understand, it can be hard to let go. Tell me this then ...
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Lisa: If cartoons were meant for adults, they'd put them on in prime time.
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Jesse Grass (Joshua Jackson): I'm a level 5 vegan, I don't eat anything that casts a shadow.
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Lisa: Wow, a secret staircase. But what do you do if someone wants a non-alcoholic beer?
Apu: You know, it's never come up.
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Cletus: Stranger! You're tresspassin' on my dirt farm!
Man: Ah, do you happen to need a mesiah?
Cletus: No, but I'll take them sacks of money from ya.
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Lunch Lady Doris: More testicles mean more iron.
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Lisa: I'm no theologian. I don't know who or what God is. All I know is he's more powerful than Mom and Dad put together.
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