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Hans: Today, part four of our series of the agonizing pain in which I live every day.
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Moe: You know what I blame this on the breakdown of? Society.
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Cletus: Someone done stoled my wheels.
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Lisa: Bart, Pablo Neruda says "the eyes are the window to the soul."
Bart: I am familiar with the works of Pablo Neruda.
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Krusty: I'm sitting here with a smokin' monkey and I dont even know what the hell you are!
Sideshow Mel: Oh Krusty, you can be so cruel when you're sober.
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Lisa: Oh, if I fail I won't even be able to get into Vassar.
Homer: I've had just about enough of your Vassar-bashing, young lady.
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Principal Skinner: I have caught word that a child is using his imagination and I've come to put a stop to it.
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Burns: I feel like such a free spirit, and I'm really enjoying this so-called...iced cream.
Smithers: Sir, in the spirit of the festival and everything, I'd just like to say that...[ahem]...I...love you.
Burns: Hmm?
Smithers: [quickly] In those colors! [aside] Oh, who am I kidding? The boathouse was the time!
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