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Burns: I feel like such a free spirit, and I'm really enjoying this so-called...iced cream.
Smithers: Sir, in the spirit of the festival and everything, I'd just like to say that...[ahem]...I...love you.
Burns: Hmm?
Smithers: [quickly] In those colors! [aside] Oh, who am I kidding? The boathouse was the time!
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Tim Allen: oh my god i killed wilson! looks like it's back to jail for me! (stupid grunt)
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Moe: All right! I'm going to sit at home and ogle the ladies in the Victoria's Secret catalog.
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Apu: This passport is a cheap forgery! A cheap $2,000 forgery!
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Principal Skinner: Curse the man who discovered helium. Curse Pierre Jules César Janssen.
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Lisa (playing hockey goalie): Milhouse, knock him down if he's in your way! Jimbo, Jimbo, go for the face! Ralph Wiggum lost his shin guard! Hack the bone! Hack the bone!
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Moe: Maya Angelou is black?!?
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Lisa (on Nelson): He's not like anybody I've ever met. He's like a riddle wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a vest.
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