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Rainier: My eyes! The goggles do nothing!
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Homer: Okay Marge, its your child against my child. The winner will be showered with praise. The loser will be taunted and booed until my throat is sore.
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Homer: Lisa, Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.
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Chief Wiggum: Uh, no, you got the wrong number. This is 9-1... 2.
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Troy McClure: Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about!
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Homer: [Meeting Aliens] Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them!
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Moe: I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.
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Wife: Now Cletus, why did ya haf to park next to my parents?
Cletus: Now, Now, Hun, they're my parents too...
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