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Marge: [on radio] Husband on murderous rampage. Send help. Over.
Chief Wiggum: Whew, thank God that's over. I was worried for a little bit.
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Chief Wiggum: Fat Tony is a cancer on this fair city! He is the cancer and I am the ... uh ... what cures cancer?
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Homer: Oh Lisa, there's no record of a hurricane ever hitting Springfield.
Lisa: Yes, but the records only go back to 1978 when the hall of records was mysteriously blown away.
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Homer: When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power ... like God must feel when he's holding a gun.
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Lenny: So then I said to the cop, "No, you're driving under the influence ... of being a jerk."
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Chief Wiggum: Well let me ask you this: shut up.
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Homer: Moe, I need your advice.
Moe: Yeah?
Homer: See, I got this friend named... Joey Jo Jo... Junior... Shabadoo.
Moe: That's the worst name I ever heard.
Joey runs out of the bar sobbing
Barney: Hey! Joey Jo Jo!
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Homer: You couldn't fool your own mother on the foolingest day of your life with an electrified fooling machine!
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